Thursday, May 24, 2007

So THIS is Blogging

It's pretty lame that I haven't started a blog until right now, as I clearly have many things to say that will eventually change the course of humanity. I guess in my first post I'll go ahead and explain what the title of this blog means.

I'm kind of a small person, mentally and emotionally speaking. My world is separated into four arenas.
  1. Things that I can win
  2. Things that I can't win
  3. People I can be better than
  4. People that I can't be better than
I classify virtually everything in the world into one of the these four types. If I can't win it, I don't do it. If i cant be better than someone I tend to avoid them.

Now you're probably thinking (if you're even reading this drivel) "This girl sounds really boring. Nice life." You're right. I'm pretty boring, in the most UNboring, witty and self-effacing sort of way.

And you've got to give it to me, I'm honest.

So pose this question to yourself "Why should I continue to read this blog?" I'll give you the answer to that question: potential. This blog has the potential to suck, and it has the potential to not suck. It even has the potential to be totally radical. You could either be signing up to read another bullshit blog where some generic 20-something writes stupid comments about famous people, or you could be getting on board a cultural phenomenon at its very quickening. To tell you the truth, i don't know which it's going to be. My enormous ego leads me to believe the latter, and as we have learned from the beginning of this diatribe, i don't do shit that i'm not awesome at so if it sucks, i'll just stop.

At any rate, stay tuned! Or don't. I don't really fucking care.

Just kidding, please like me.

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